"Übel" (ubel)
10/13/2016 at 21:17 • Filed to: None
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"Übel" (ubel)
10/13/2016 at 21:17 • Filed to: None | 7
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With my dad picking up that red ‘85 today, our garage is now officially full of all rear-engined cars. The driveway is now also full, but that’s a different issue.
TheTurbochargedSquirrel
> Übel
10/13/2016 at 21:19 |
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I will happily take one for you if you need more space.
Nibby
> Übel
10/13/2016 at 21:20 |
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Man, your family got quite the tan
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Übel
> TheTurbochargedSquirrel
10/13/2016 at 21:20 |
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Sure, you can have the Equinox
jkm7680
> Übel
10/13/2016 at 21:24 |
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I’m talking the Carerra 4.
Now for some questions.
1. Jkm, when will you be here?
Soon
2. Jkm why?
Because.
3. Jkm do I have a choice?
Absolutely not.
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jkm7680
> Übel
10/13/2016 at 21:28 |
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I’m also taking the ‘85.
You still don’t have a choice.
jasmits
> Übel
10/13/2016 at 21:33 |
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I never knew those were rear engined
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Übel
> jasmits
10/13/2016 at 21:34 |
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They aren’t, that’s why it needs to go
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Übel
> jkm7680
10/13/2016 at 21:35 |
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I’ll make you the same offer I made TheTurbochargedSquirrel. If that’s not to your liking, you can have the lawnmower, which is also air-cooled and rear-engined.
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jkm7680
> Übel
10/13/2016 at 21:37 |
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Unless the lawn mower is a Porsche made in 1985.... I will not accept it.
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Übel
> jkm7680
10/13/2016 at 21:39 |
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It can do a wheelie though
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jkm7680
> Übel
10/13/2016 at 21:42 |
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Ok.
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Übel
> jkm7680
10/13/2016 at 21:44 |
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It’s broken too late no takebacksies
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jkm7680
> Übel
10/13/2016 at 21:48 |
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i will annihilate you
PS9
> Übel
10/13/2016 at 21:52 |
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I think the real problem here is the aliens apparently living with you. The shadowminds slip right into our consciousnesses without any indication that they are there. Once there, we are prompted into irrational decisions (like buying a bunch of rear engined cars for example). They can make us cheat on our spouses, set fire to our finances, waste time on internet forums, publish damaging stories that ruin multi-million dollar empires and much, much more.
The only thing the shadowminds are weak to is our photography technology. The only evidence that someone has been shadowminded is if the shadowmind possesor has it’s guard down and you manage to take a picture of the victim. They will appear as if their heads are giant black dots. It takes a lot of psychic energy to generate the appearance of a human head in our photography equipment, so they don’t like to do it all the time. There’s not much you can do if you detect someone being shadowminded, other than get away from them so you don’t end up the same way.
NO, IM NOT STEPHEN KING, WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING ME THAT
Matt Nichelson
> Übel
10/13/2016 at 21:57 |
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This is a nice issue to have though